Srpski Bozicni Bluz = MAJA

 

 

THE SERBIAN ARMY  

SRPSKA ARMIJA – THE SERBIAN ARMY – L’ARME SERBEE

 

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GLAVNI I ODGOVORNI UREDNIK

SLOBODAN PIVLJANIN  

DIREKTOR & IZDAVAC

IRIS DE VRIES

4 JANUARI 194210 JANUARI 2006

             

 
 
      

 

 

Srpski Bozicni Bluz

 MAJA

           

  SRBSKA ARMIJA

 

 

From: Majinadusa@aol.com
Date: Wed, 14 Jan 2009 05:11:46 -0500
Subject: Srpski Bozicni Bluz
To: Majinadusa@aol.com

 

Iz Kanade:


 Srpski Bozicni Bluz
      It was the night before Bozic and all through the
 kuca,
     I sensed the smell of posna sarma and rakija vruca.
     By the dimnjak the opanci were hung kind-a krivo
     In hopes that Sveti Nikola would soon bring me some
 pivo.
 
     My Tata was in his soba and he was snoring pretty hard,
     I guess he was tired from stealing the tree from my
 neighbor’s backyard.
     My Mama was in the basement cooking like a fool,   
 Adding just the right amount of Vegeta to her corba pasulj.
     When out on the lawn there arose such a galama,
     My dad yelled from his room "Pa, sta je sa
 vama!"
     There was a knocking on the front door with such a loud
 barrage,
     I yelled through the window "This is a Serbian
 house, come in through the
     garage!"
     Standing in the garage right next to my car,     Was my
 drunk Ujka Rade coming home from the bar.
     "Ajde, idi spavaj" I told him with might,
     Nobody was going to ruin my chances of seeing Deda Mraz
 tonight.
     About two hours later I heard a noise down the stairs,
     I jumped from my krevet to see who was there.
     Standing by the tree and eating some leftover pizza
     It was good ol’ Deda Mraz reeking of homemade
 sljivovica.
     He was all dressed in red and big as an ox,
     He wore some brown papuce along with black socks.
     Smelling like a gipsy that’s been drinking for
 days,
     He wasn’t what I expected … I was actually
 amazed.
     "U ……materinu, kako mrzim ovaj posao," he
 said,
     And then I think he muttered something about his
     wife and how he wished she was dead.
     He started putting the presents under the
     tree with absolutely no desire,
     They were all wrapped up kinda’ shitty
     with the paper bags from Meijer’s.
     A package of 12 carape for me and another
     pack of 12 for my brother,
     About 3 pairs of gace for my dad and a can
     of turska kafa for my mother.
     his Serbian Santa was crooked … he was
     nothing like the fable,
     I should’ve known it when he swiped my
     pack of smokes that I left on the table.
     I yelled out: "Hej!" and Deda Mraz
     turned around like a car,
      He quickly took off one papuca and threw it
      at me like a ninja star.
      The look in his eyes was nothing but fright,
      He said "Ma, …… . . . " dashed out of
 sight.
      Up through the dimnjak I heard a loud shriek,
      Deda Mraz had just farted like some wild bik.
      He got in his fijaker, specially made for hladne zime,
      And he yelled at his jelene, ime po ime.
      "Napred Marko i Bobane, Petre i Gorane,
      Hajde Jovan i Nenad, Pavle i Zoran…"
      And then he yelled, "Hajdemo brze, moramo
 poc’,
     SRECNA NOVA GODINA i SVIMA LAKU NOC!!!"
 

 

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DE BOULEVARD VAN GEMISTE KANSEN (2) GENERAL CRVENE ARMIJE 1946 GODINE = GAVRILI PETROV MITRIC HET GROTE KARATE BOEK VAN KARATE BOB LIBERTY OF THE PRESS = ISBN 978-74724-07-4

 

KLACHT DVD

KLAHT - DVD FILM - OF THE IRIS DE VRIES

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 GEHEIM-AGENT VAN TITO

TITOV OBAVESTAJAC BY SLOBODAN PIVLJANIN 

  http://sites.google.com/site/latelierdelaliberte/Home/geheim-agent-van-tito-by-slobodan-pivljanin

 

 

 TITOV OBAVESTAJAC BY SLOBODAN PIVLJANIN 

http://sites.google.com/site/srbskaarmija/Home/dr-slobodan-radojev-mitric-ispovest-jednog-razocaranog-udbasa-feljton-u-danas-od-14-aprila-2004-godine-do-10-maja-2004-godine-plagijat-zorana-jovanovica-desimira-tosica 

  TITO'S MOORDMASCHINE

 TITOVA MASINA ZA UBIJANJE BY SLOBODAN PIVLJANIN

 http://internetnovineserbske.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!E927C3A9FB9FF104!9497.entry

 

 NEDERLAND'S MAFFIA

 

OPERACIJA BLIZANCI

 OPERATION TWINS I

http://www.willehalm.nl

 OPERATION TWINS II

  www.willehalm.nl

 

CONFESSIONS OF A DISGRUNTLAD SPY

  www.willehalm.nl

 

HUND=goudentip

 http://www.willehalm.nl/degoudentip.htm

 http://www.boekenroute.nl/gasten/gtn1Boek.aspx?BoekID=14919

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SVI VASI KOMENTARI BICE
OBJAVLJENI – THE SERBIAN ARMY NE PRIPADAJU BILO KOJOJ POLITICKOJ STRANCI – MI SE
U SVEMU RAZLIKUJEMO OD PODREPASA, KOJI SU U SLUZBI ILI  ISTOCNE ILI ZAPADNE PETE
KOLONE… I KOJI MORAJU PRETHODNO TRAZITI ODOBRENJE MOGU LI OBJAVITI VASE
KOMENTARE…

SRDACNO

GLAVNI UREDNIK THE SERBIAN ARMY

DR. SLOBODAN PIVLJANIN

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